- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

you are gay

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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