- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

I am a real homosexual

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Women's rights.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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