What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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whats gay ? you

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Herman Cain

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Lacrosse

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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