Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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