what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Hey Caleb.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Women's Rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

I came.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Penis jokes.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gay marriage.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A horse walks into a bar...n

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

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