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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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