What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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I am a real homosexual

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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