your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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barack osama

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

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