There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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a little girl gets raped

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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