where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Du bist mein Kampf

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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