What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Hitler is my role model

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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throbbing slobber

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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fart

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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