- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Indeed.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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