I dislike old people.

Whats long and hard? a pole

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Golf.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Child Prostitution.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

That's what he said.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Noah is Smart.

Anti Joke

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