DANA

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Slavery

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Poop

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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