Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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666 im christian

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Hello

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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