- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

A fat man buys a salad

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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