A van drives into a car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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