- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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