What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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throbbing slobber

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Mmmm, donuts

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come along children

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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women's rights

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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