- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What's your name? You tell me.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

suck my dick.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Kittens.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Womens rights

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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