Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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PENIS

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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I am really good at math debating

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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