If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Turtles

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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cheese

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hi my name is? joe

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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