- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

go go gadget

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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