- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse said "nay."

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

So dont touch it

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

9/11

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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