- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Yo mama so fat she died

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

do you know what's so funny? yup

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Tacos

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Women's rights.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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