*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

baby seal walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

American Idol

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Y2K

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Dear John,

lol

Dan O'Driscoll

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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