How many dislikes can this get?

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Tacos

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Hello

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

sweaty black guy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

This is not Will Smith.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Men's rights

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