what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

where do the women go? the womanarium

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Nickelback.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Knock knock Come in!

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

I don't get it

George W. Bush

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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