Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Nickelback.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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