Women Drivers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Sea World Japan.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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