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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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