Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Nicholas Cage

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Hitler is my role model

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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My mom's dead

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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