- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

womens rights!

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Sea World Japan.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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