What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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womens rights!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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a little girl gets raped

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Sea World Japan.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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