Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Pianca going ham

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Don't rape me!

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A homeless person dies.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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