What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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A homeless person dies.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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