- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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