What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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women's lacrosse.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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