Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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your face.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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