- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Obama.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

jewish people like other jewish people.

Your mum is dead

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

oops

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

WNBA

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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