Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

a banana

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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