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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

but there is a road to the super market

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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