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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A fat man buys a salad

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

two fish are in a tank.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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