What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Go away.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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W.N.B.A.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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