- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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