- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The glass is half an hour.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

sixty....eight.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

chuck norris

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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