- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

sixty....eight.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

The glass is half an hour.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A seal walks into a club.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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