- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Exactly what?

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

George W. Bush

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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