Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hi poop!

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A van drives into a car.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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knock knock Come in.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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