what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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