Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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