- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

whats round and like a ball a ball

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Mmmm, donuts

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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