- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I am a real homosexual

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Josh kissing a girl

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

knock knock whos there .. derp

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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