What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

go go gadget

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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