Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Indeed.

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God.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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