your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Mexicans working in an office

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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