What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

I'm gay. Great me too.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What has human male genitalia? A human male

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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