you wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Turtles

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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