Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Penis

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

. Deez nuts Ok

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

marble

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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