Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Nickelback.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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pubic lice.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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An Irishman stays home

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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