the WNBA

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Windows Vista

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Womens rights.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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S.O.P.A

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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i heart wiener

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25

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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So dont touch it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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