- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Mmmm, donuts

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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