- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

The WNBA

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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