whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Noah is Smart.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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