- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Brett Farve

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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