If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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This is not a joke.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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