What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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your life

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Oliver's friends

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Anti Joke

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