What did the mole say? Nothing

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A ginger rapping.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

beiber i straight

I don't get it

sixty....eight.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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