Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Bing

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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chuck norris

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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knock knock come in

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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