- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

GooglePlus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

The geese of Growmore

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

why did the chicken cross the road.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??