Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

penis

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Women's rights

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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