what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Haha pizza

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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