- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

a banana

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A scottish man having fun

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

The jets are a good team..

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

This joke isnt funny.

. Deez nuts Ok

black people. that is all...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A joke

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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