- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Can I touch it?

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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