- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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