What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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No.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Turtles

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dear John,

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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