What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

how does peploe get around they walk

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Dead babies.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A fat man buys a salad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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