The chicken crossed the road.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Kate

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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