- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Punchline.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

PENIS

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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