A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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pubic lice.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Dear John,

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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if it's friday, it must be China

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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This is not a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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