- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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