What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Baseball

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Canada

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Anti Joke

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