How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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The WNBA

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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That's what he said.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Fruitcake

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Haha pizza

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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