Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

come along children

Why Because

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

knock knock you may come in

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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