Hi poop!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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You're so straight!

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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