What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

jack shine has boobs

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

a horse walks into a barn

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

beiber i straight

pubic lice.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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