Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why....... Because.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A homeless person dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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