whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Goat balls.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Brett Farve

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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