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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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