Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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this website...

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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