- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

penis

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Slavery

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Herman Cain

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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