Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Pickle!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

thumb_up thumb_down +26

your life

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Justin Littleton getting laid.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

i am predestal

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

thumb_up thumb_down +18

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops