Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Haha pizza

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Women's Golf

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Obamacare!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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