A baby seal walks into a club.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

you wanna hear a joke? no

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Exactly what?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Good one...

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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